Chapter 81 - Ant Skit Episode 8: The Inquiry (Post 45) (2/2)

Tung Mei : I want to see, move over...

????: It's really nothing...really private...there's no need ????

**Tung Mei shoves ????'s hands off screen**

Tung Mei : Oranges, melons?   *???? at ???? and ???? lowers head in guilt*

Ajax_flameborn : Who's TM?

Tung Mei : who am I? You forgot already?!

Ajax_flameborn : Yes.

Tung Mei : I see... *???? at ???? again*

????: You can't blame me for that!

Tung Mei : Well, my name is Xiao Ying...or Tung Mei, that's also acceptable too

Tung Mei : *reading earlier chat messages* Three sizes? ????

????: I really wasn't going to do it...

Ajax_flameborn : Do it!

Tung Mei :  Why not? Xing jie won't mind.

????: ???? Y-you don't mind?

Tung Mei : Why would I? You can continue...go ahead, type it ????

????: ???? ...Y-you won't tell?

Tung Mei : Oh, you want it to be a secret?

????: Um, well...you know...

Tung Mei : I can keep it a secret ????

????: You will?????

Ajax_flameborn : Say it then, just do it!

Tung Mei : Sure I can...but...you know, don't worry about the small details...just type ????

????: ???? Okay, thank you...I have misjudged you, I'm sorry.

Tung Mei : It's okay, just type...shouldn't keep the audience waiting.

????: Yep!...Okay so she's oranges... pretty good sized oranges I must add, big oranges ????

Ajax_flameborn : Like Gr.a.p.efruit sized?

????: hmm ????...I think so, it depends on the gr.a.p.efruit though...I'd have to confirm on that

Ajax_flameborn : Just crawl on her in her sleep, Not like she'd wake up ????...

????: ???? that'll really be a death sentence...

Ajax_flameborn : Not if she never found out

????: I'm not worried about her per se... ????

????: Either way, it's a danger zone...I'd probably lose my job and my life ????

**snap! ???? turns to ???? TM with her phone out**

????: Y-you...took a picture?

Tung Mei : Of course, for evidence.

????: Evidence? You said you would keep it a secret! ????

Tung Mei : I said I can, not that I will...you know for an ”enlightened one” you're pretty gullible ????

????: But-but...but...you

Tung Mei : Anyway, I will be going now...when you're ready call me, have fun! ???? *happily walks off waving phone*

????: I'm in trouble! ????????

Ajax_flameborn : ???? Well, time to double, triple and quadruple down, go bigger or go home!

????: They're going to kill me! I have to go quickly... find friend!

Ajax_flameborn :  Wait, you only gave the one size...might as we-

????: Goodbye! **????????‍♂️????????‍♂️????????‍♂️**

**???? logged off**

Ajax_flameborn : ????He'll never make it

Author : LOL well good thing the friend is up in the air I guess ????

MiraiSaesang's Notes : I should mention that while these ???? skits are spur of the moment, they do make references to the main story, and each of them contain hints of the main story, except maybe the 1st one????, he was still a blind newbie then ???? so... btw, do join the Discord, even if you don't say anything, I do answer questions and drop hints (spoilers) on there...one such hint, which is important for this ???? skit in particular, is that of the voice, and that is it is ONE VOICE, therefore the Emperor and Prince Yi's voices are the same entity...now, that definitely opens up a whole new set of questions ????...So do join us on Discord, you can ask questions or you can just linger and pick up the hints...so go join the Discord Now!!...???? If you want LOL????