171 Overly Attached Elf (1/2)
Yanwang: Oh my God! Do I really need to wait until next year?! Molds are going to grow inside my intestine! (Crying emoji)
God Erlang: Sob… Sob… I have no one to blame but myself! Even if God Chen sends a pile of shit inside the group, I will definitely snatch it!
”Haha… None of you guys support me earlier. Now, both of you have to experience how it feels like when someone slaps your face! This is awesome! Wahahaha…”
Chen laughed evilly while holding his phone.
Monkey King: Everyone! We should know what to do after eating God Chen's mooncakes! I will start first! Let the Red Envelopes flood the group!
Ding!
[Monkey King has sent a Red Envelope to the group!]
”Haha! Monkey King is the best! Let me snatch it…”
Chen's eyes were shining. However, he was rudely interrupted as he was getting ready to snatch a few Red Envelopes!
”Eh? Such big peach… I want to eat! I want to eat!”
Luo turned around all of a sudden and climbed on Chen. Her red lips came rushing at Chen.
”Erm…”
Chen was shocked. Luo's lips landed on his lips. This lady must be dreaming about eating the juicy peach. She was treating Chen's lips like a delicate peach. From her face, one could see that she was genuinely enjoying it.
”What the f*ck! I'm being forced to kiss this lady! Maybe she feels horny after she got drunk. Could it be… That she wants to take away my virginity!”
Chen had his eyes wide opened. He could not believe the things that were happening in front of him right now. But, the feeling on his lips was definitely real! It was so soft, tender and elastic. Chen could not hold himself back anymore. He extended his tongue and stretched out. Damn! It smelled good!
Finally, the beast inside Chen's body was going to be released. If the time was right, Chen would unleash the beast on her. Luo's body and face were so perfect. None of the men in this world would be able to hold themselves back when a woman like this seduced them.
At then, it was not the right time! There were tones of Red Envelopes pouring into the group!
”Damn it! I can't take her and Red Envelope at the same time! What should I choose…?”
Chen felt like he lost a few million when he saw the Red Envelopes flying passed him. He then gritted his teeth and pushed Luo aside.
”After all, she is going to be my woman in the future! I can never miss any Red Envelope snatching session!”
Chen crossed his legs and sat down. Both of his hands started to tap on the screen at lightning speed to snatch Red Envelopes. However, Luo would not give up. She was just like a snake. She climbed on Chen's back and rubbed on him. Her fiery red lips still wanted to eat more ”peaches”.
”Stop fooling around!”
Chen gritted. He could not care less about this gorgeous creature. All he cared about was snatching Red Envelopes. He had entered Zen mode. There was absolutely nothing that could stop him! Even a monk could not be compared to his self-control towards lust.
Finally, Chen managed to snatch three Red Envelopes before the snatching session ended. That was the reward of giving up on the golden opportunity to make love with a gorgeous lady!
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Bai Wuchang! You have received a Bell of Dream Catcher! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Skeletal Queen! You have received a book called Muscle and Bone Shifting Technique. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Qian Liyan. You have received three pieces of The Talisman of God's Eyes! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
”Haha! Triple kill! I'm pretty happy with the result!”
Chen smirked. He then realized that his face and neck were wet. It was caused by Luo's relentless kissing.
”This woman is an Ice Demon Queen when she's sober. And, now, she is like an overly attached elf when she's drunk!”
Chen was laughing and crying at the same time.
”Let me check on the three previous items that I acquired earlier! Then, I will deal with you!”
Then, Chen opened his treasure chest.