404 Ruling the World of Perverts (1/2)
Wei Xiaobao: Hahaha… Pull out… Late. Brother, you're a genius! I never expected that!
Zhu Bajie: I'll be damned! God Chen, you're such a pervert! (Thumbs up)
Perverted Spirit: It's beyond my imagination. You win!
Hong Haier: God Chen. You're such a filthy person – I like you, man! One more dirty question, please! (Good job)
”All these fellows, so out of touch with the real world. Can't believe they're actually laughing at such a lame joke!” Chen Xiaobei inhaled deeply before chortling evilly. ”I shall use my trump card this time, and nobody would dare call themselves experienced players anymore!”
Chen Xiaobei: Since you fellas insist, I'll give another question. Be prepared! It's both hardcore and disgusting! (Cool)
Everyone: Silence! Silence! God Chen is going to ask a question!
Chen: Three brothers are trapped on an island. A few days later, the third brother wanted to cut off his penis to quell his hunger. The second brother tried to stop him by saying, ”Idiot, you should get an erection before you cut it off! You can get more meat that way!” At the same time, the big brother started to masturbate! The second brother and third brother were shocked. They asked: ”Big brother, third brother is supposed to be the one cutting off his dick! What are you doing?”
Zhu Bajie: One is not enough. He wants to eat his own dick as well!
Bull Demon King: Such a good brother!
Wei Xiaobao: That's right, he's a good brother!
Chen Xiaobei: Hehe… It seems like none of you are actually dirty-minded. Too innocent. As pure as water. (Cool)
Perverted Spirit: Wrong answer? How could this be? Then what's the answer?
Hong Haier: God Chen, I need the answer! Quick, I can't hold on much longer!
Everyone: Give us the answer! Give us the answer!
Chen Xiaobei: The big brother wanted to dip the third brother's penis in his own sauce before eating it.
Once more, the entire group turned quiet before exploding into a frenzy after three minutes!
Wei Xiaobao: Sauce!!!! Oh, my god… I can't… God Chen! You have the greatest filthy mind of all time!
Zhu Bajie: Dipping in his own sauce!!!!! That's freaking hardcore and disgusting!!
Perverted Spirit: God Chen, I surrender! It's your victory!
Bull Demon King: I'm very impressed! I'm a novice compared to you.
Hong Haier: God Chen, king of filthy minds! You shall reign over the world of perverts forever and ever!
Everyone: God Chen, king of filthy minds! You shall reign over the world of perverts forever and ever!
”Haha… Bunch of clowns. I don't even want to rule the world of perverts! Hahaha…” Chen Xiaobei was chipper; he was rather proud to have impressed a group of veteran degenerates with just two perverted questions. There was no doubt that they would not look down on his virginity anymore!
Wei Xiaobao: Everyone, silence, please! I have an announcement to make!
Everyone: [Silence]
Wei Xiaobao: I've always thought that I'm the king of degenerates… but now, I found someone better than me! Compared to God Chen, I'm just a newcomer in the world of filth. I have much to learn… So, I have decided to pass the administrator position to God Chen. He shall lead us to victory! We shall learn from him and improve our perversion soon, so that we won't embarrass our new overlord!
Everyone: God Chen, king of filthy minds! You shall reign over the world of perverts forever and ever!
Ding!
[Congratulation! Wei Xiaobao has just assigned you the position of administrator!]
'Erm… Why is this happening? I don't want to be the administrator of this pervert groupchat! My reputation will be ruined if others learned about this! How would I enjoy my time with Chang'e in the future?' Chen Xiaobei thought.